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Edit: guys dont mind this comment, BUT if you do get the error that i got below then just save any image and name it toby  fake tweet and then copy paste it to the gallery folder, if doesnt work then just ask me for helpI can help

bro noooooo I deleted the toby fake tweet now i cant progress anymore

Best game ever I enjoyed it I hope it gets a sequel!

Is it possible you could upload in-browser version for people on Chrome OS? :D It's alright if not, I understand!

it'd prob take zizou like so many years to do that.

RPG Maker has a deploy feature for browser versions.

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what game engine is this made on?

RPG Maker

ok but which one, there's a bunch of rpg maker versions

VX Ace

This is no joke one of the best games I've ever played from the comedy, the art style, the battle system and even the lore at some points

I'm genuinely surprised that a game with this much heart and soul has barely gotten any form of attention

I am so happy that I found this game, Its legitimately incredible!


10 out of 10, still have no idea what to do to get the secret ending in ashburg, I've done pretty much everything and it still says 95%

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the percentage is bugged hehe. the only true completion index are the 13 ending bonuses. you can consider a 13/13 ending to be 100%!

Massive Pog, thanks for creating this masterpiece!

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this game is good but my wife left me

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lisa the painful if it was awesome

Wow Travis is hard to beat

I JUST FINISHED THIS GAME IT WAS THE BEST THING IN THE EXISTENCE OF EVER 10/10 BEAUTIFUL GRAPHICS, AMAZING FISHING, GREAT PLOT TWISTS AND MOREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWNLOAD IT NOW PLZ!! PLEA IM PLE

this is a work of art, loved every second of it (I still haven't finished it)

The option to load saves doesn't work for me. Like i can't continue from the last time i saved when i quit and close the game

did you unzip the game?

apparently i didnt but i swear i did. Anyway now it works

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my wife left me

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GET

DUNKED

ON!

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This was the best video game ever published, the best most hd art and most creative turn based battle system aswell as the likeable characters and great story makes this the bestest game ever!

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This may be my least favourite game I have ever played. I am amazed how much I hate it. To be clear I do not wish harm or anything towards the creator, I admire the dedication it took for this to be made and I do think it's quite good. I just despise every aspect of it in its entirety at least within the 1st hour or so. It did the worst sin possible to commit, it did not make me feel anything. I have never been as emotionally numb as I have been playing this. The combat, writing, art, all aspects of it made me apathetic at best. I wish all the best to the talented people behind this, but fuck this game.

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butt fuck this game? gay

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nah, this spagghetti would be worser than dioshiba appearing in my posts.



LIKE I HATE IT, THIS IS HELP.IO NOT ITCH ANYMORE.

EDIT: I HAVE TO TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF THOSE 2 WORTHLESS IDIOTS FOOLING ME AROUND BY DISLIKING EVERY POSTS.


I THINK THEY WILL HAVE A BAD TIME

DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME OR WHAT?!

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I'm going to humor this.

What proof do you have of either myself or Chickma disliking your posts? Last time I checked I did no such thing.

More importantly, for all the complaining you've been doing saying that I've been "following you around" and "responding to all of your comments" you've been doing exactly those two things more often than I have after the fact that you got banned from the forums and that's the main reason why I've been banning you from my news posts and have have you banned on my website from making comments.

Grow up.

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Absolute masterpiece.

It takes me extremely long to load though so 9/10.

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kill


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mercy




69/420


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Ngl man, this is one of my favourite game of all time

It so amazing and so funny, 10/10 my honest rating 

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This is the best game that i have ever played in ich.io ! I reallllly like the story + the jokes are everywhere, even the graphics are amazing and hilarious. I'm really excited what will be happened next also the new characters etc.... It was a pleasure to play. 😁









Even SPOILERS YOU'VE  BEEN WARNED, Tutariel is really hard to fight, i have tried 3 or 5 times to beat ?them? 1 time my team were LV5 or 6 and the other times with my team in LVMax 

the best

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I just started playing today and it's already a crazy experience to say the least. I can't wait to see what the rest of the game has in store! >:]

you know this game is good when its over double the size of Undertale's files size

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the angler fish jumpscare made my chest hurt

10/10

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show me the screenshot


or else:

real.

Absolute underrated masterpiece, should win GOTY

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I love all of the italian jokes around 10/10 love the sans' pizzeria's name

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i got ligma by playing this

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Who is 'this'?

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this.

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*Sound of epic explosion!*

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*dies*

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*sad music* NOOOOOO!!!! A random person I found in the comments for a game UNDERTALE 2 that made by Zizou . *Crying sounds*

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is.

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LIGMA BAIL--

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add tax evasion

this is the comment ever

HOW TO DO IGNOMARUS route

you have to ignoramus the world

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This is by far the best game i have ever played. The story, the graphics, even the gameplay is all perfected. This game is a true masterpiece comparable to apex legends, fortnite, overwatch, and call of duty mobile. This game quite literally changed my life. Before i played this game, my life was horrible. My girlfriend had just left me, and i had just learned my dad wasnt coming back from the grocery store after 12 long years. Right after i played this game, my ex girlfriend got run over by a bus and i got together with this big titty goth gf and my dad came back with the milk we were promised 12 years ago! But even then this extreme improvement in my living conditions pales in comparison to the intense joy that this game brought me.
The gameplay-
The gameplay, as a loving hearkening to many old games, gives the player six- yes, a full 6- ways to fire your weapon and kill your enemies. This provides more challenge than would otherwise be presented in games of it's genre and generally improves gameplay. all of the encounters in this game are beautifully crafted, i never once got bored while mowing down the common enemies. the 3 weapon choices are deep and complex, and deserve to be talked about in full later. Truly every kill matters in this deep and complex story, as every character in the game is killable, and every murder affects the story in a meaningful way, leading to different dialouge depending on who you kill.
The characters-
Mondy's intense and passionate scene where she hacks into the chinese satellites while Jack protected her from the disgusting biomonster hoarde was so beautiful. The chemistry between these characters is perfect.
Carlos was really cool until his horrible betrayal. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detest all forms of insect and kill them on sight with my katana i bought online a few years back, so this might have contributed to the betrayal i felt.
the Colonel's sweaty and hot duel with Jack got me just as hot and sweaty as the characters themselves! Why cant these two quarreling lovers realize that they are destined to be together?? I personally ship these two characters so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.
Jacks intense and dedicated personality, and the arc he goes through right after releasing the poisonous gas are simply perfect in every way. His deep and manly personality help with his chemistry with the Colonel, and its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.
the graphics-
The blood in this game is just as lifelike as the blood i find in the basement after my dad's sessions with my mom, and thats impressive because i hear her screaming from the neighbors house during those. The way that the disgusting biomonsters are displayed adds to the tension of the story and creates a sense of dread that contributes to the atmosphere. also the Colonel is really hot and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and if i could i would reach through the screen, steal him from Jacks loving arms, and breed him into submission.
the story-
the constant twists and turns keep you on the edge of your seat. Jack's epic battle to protect Mondy was tense, and his Fated duel with his lover, the Colonel was a truly epic climax. My dad says he wants to climax in me, but im sure it wouldnt be as cool as the climax of Fear Protocol: Shadow Paradigm, so im not that interested, really. The scene where Carlos turns into a bug was full of dread and left the player feeling intense euphoria when he dies, but that might be due to m hatred of bugs.
conclusion-
Fear protocol: Shadow Paradigm is a beautiful masterpiece, whose beauty is further amplified by its modest price. This game is easily worth more than most triple A games on the market these days, and honestly, if i was told that to play this game again, i would have to play $100, i would do it in a heartbeat. I love this game with a burning passion and i heavily recommend it to you, your family, and especially your mom (tell her i said hi, and that i am very horny)

Does anyone know the card location for the shiteyanyo?

they're the weird miku leg things

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this game is SO good and SO underrated, i mean, when i searched "Joqua La Boques" in google, literally the ONLY result related to the game was the OST named "Sesso Di Notte con Joqua la Boques" so....

Joqua la Boques IS THE DAMN BEST CHARACTER IN UNDERTALE 2 

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this guy gets it

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haha, i think i do

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Bro, i literally didn't said a word about you. 💀💀

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yes you did. I wouldnt say anything if i were you.

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The joke of that copypasta  went over your head.


(P.S. don’t argue with the other one replying to you, he is a child who no one likes)

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do you know how i feel?



ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE 2 WORTHLESS IDIOTS, DIOSHIBA AND CHICKEN TEAM.

Its been awhile since I’ve seen this copypasta. Quality meme.

AND YOU CAN EDIT IT THANK YOU IM  MAKING OVER_TALE

 now imagen over tale

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Who needs Deltarune when you can play this hidden gem

AWESOME GAME!!!!! I LVOE IT 10/10!!!! REALLY I JMM LOVE IT SOM MUCH!!!!

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played through game, got 6/13 in ~8 hours and loved it, funny, sometimes frustrating but fun, gimmiko also looks fun so im looking forward it :D

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why is it unironically good in every way

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