This is the best game that i have ever played in ich.io ! I reallllly like the story + the jokes are everywhere, even the graphics are amazing and hilarious. I'm really excited what will be happened next also the new characters etc.... It was a pleasure to play. 😁
Even SPOILERS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, Tutariel is really hard to fight, i have tried 3 or 5 times to beat ?them? 1 time my team were LV5 or 6 and the other times with my team in LVMax
This is by far the best game i have ever played. The story, the graphics, even the gameplay is all perfected. This game is a true masterpiece comparable to apex legends, fortnite, overwatch, and call of duty mobile. This game quite literally changed my life. Before i played this game, my life was horrible. My girlfriend had just left me, and i had just learned my dad wasnt coming back from the grocery store after 12 long years. Right after i played this game, my ex girlfriend got run over by a bus and i got together with this big titty goth gf and my dad came back with the milk we were promised 12 years ago! But even then this extreme improvement in my living conditions pales in comparison to the intense joy that this game brought me. The gameplay- The gameplay, as a loving hearkening to many old games, gives the player six- yes, a full 6- ways to fire your weapon and kill your enemies. This provides more challenge than would otherwise be presented in games of it's genre and generally improves gameplay. all of the encounters in this game are beautifully crafted, i never once got bored while mowing down the common enemies. the 3 weapon choices are deep and complex, and deserve to be talked about in full later. Truly every kill matters in this deep and complex story, as every character in the game is killable, and every murder affects the story in a meaningful way, leading to different dialouge depending on who you kill. The characters- Mondy's intense and passionate scene where she hacks into the chinese satellites while Jack protected her from the disgusting biomonster hoarde was so beautiful. The chemistry between these characters is perfect. Carlos was really cool until his horrible betrayal. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detest all forms of insect and kill them on sight with my katana i bought online a few years back, so this might have contributed to the betrayal i felt. the Colonel's sweaty and hot duel with Jack got me just as hot and sweaty as the characters themselves! Why cant these two quarreling lovers realize that they are destined to be together?? I personally ship these two characters so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. Jacks intense and dedicated personality, and the arc he goes through right after releasing the poisonous gas are simply perfect in every way. His deep and manly personality help with his chemistry with the Colonel, and its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. the graphics- The blood in this game is just as lifelike as the blood i find in the basement after my dad's sessions with my mom, and thats impressive because i hear her screaming from the neighbors house during those. The way that the disgusting biomonsters are displayed adds to the tension of the story and creates a sense of dread that contributes to the atmosphere. also the Colonel is really hot and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and if i could i would reach through the screen, steal him from Jacks loving arms, and breed him into submission. the story- the constant twists and turns keep you on the edge of your seat. Jack's epic battle to protect Mondy was tense, and his Fated duel with his lover, the Colonel was a truly epic climax. My dad says he wants to climax in me, but im sure it wouldnt be as cool as the climax of Fear Protocol: Shadow Paradigm, so im not that interested, really. The scene where Carlos turns into a bug was full of dread and left the player feeling intense euphoria when he dies, but that might be due to m hatred of bugs. conclusion- Fear protocol: Shadow Paradigm is a beautiful masterpiece, whose beauty is further amplified by its modest price. This game is easily worth more than most triple A games on the market these days, and honestly, if i was told that to play this game again, i would have to play $100, i would do it in a heartbeat. I love this game with a burning passion and i heavily recommend it to you, your family, and especially your mom (tell her i said hi, and that i am very horny)
this game is SO good and SO underrated, i mean, when i searched "Joqua La Boques" in google, literally the ONLY result related to the game was the OST named "Sesso Di Notte con Joqua la Boques" so....
Joqua la Boques IS THE DAMN BEST CHARACTER IN UNDERTALE 2
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
OH U DONT KNOW KARLSON ITS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING SO GO WISHLIST ON STEAM NOW BANGGERS ITS ON THE NUMBER 17 PLACE SO GET THAT TO NUMBER 1 BANGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mercy
69/420
Ngl man, this is one of my favourite game of all time
It so amazing and so funny, 10/10 my honest rating
This is the best game that i have ever played in ich.io ! I reallllly like the story + the jokes are everywhere, even the graphics are amazing and hilarious. I'm really excited what will be happened next also the new characters etc.... It was a pleasure to play. 😁
Even SPOILERS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, Tutariel is really hard to fight, i have tried 3 or 5 times to beat ?them? 1 time my team were LV5 or 6 and the other times with my team in LVMax
the best
I just started playing today and it's already a crazy experience to say the least. I can't wait to see what the rest of the game has in store! >:]
you know this game is good when its over double the size of Undertale's files size
the angler fish jumpscare made my chest hurt
10/10
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show me the screenshot
or else:
real.
Absolute underrated masterpiece, should win GOTY
I love all of the italian jokes around 10/10 love the sans' pizzeria's name
i got ligma by playing this
Who is 'this'?
this.
*Sound of epic explosion!*
*dies*
*sad music* NOOOOOO!!!! A random person I found in the comments for a game UNDERTALE 2 that made by Zizou . *Crying sounds*
is.
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LIGMA BAIL--
add tax evasion
this is the comment ever
HOW TO DO IGNOMARUS route
you have to ignoramus the world
This is by far the best game i have ever played. The story, the graphics, even the gameplay is all perfected. This game is a true masterpiece comparable to apex legends, fortnite, overwatch, and call of duty mobile. This game quite literally changed my life. Before i played this game, my life was horrible. My girlfriend had just left me, and i had just learned my dad wasnt coming back from the grocery store after 12 long years. Right after i played this game, my ex girlfriend got run over by a bus and i got together with this big titty goth gf and my dad came back with the milk we were promised 12 years ago! But even then this extreme improvement in my living conditions pales in comparison to the intense joy that this game brought me.
The gameplay-
The gameplay, as a loving hearkening to many old games, gives the player six- yes, a full 6- ways to fire your weapon and kill your enemies. This provides more challenge than would otherwise be presented in games of it's genre and generally improves gameplay. all of the encounters in this game are beautifully crafted, i never once got bored while mowing down the common enemies. the 3 weapon choices are deep and complex, and deserve to be talked about in full later. Truly every kill matters in this deep and complex story, as every character in the game is killable, and every murder affects the story in a meaningful way, leading to different dialouge depending on who you kill.
The characters-
Mondy's intense and passionate scene where she hacks into the chinese satellites while Jack protected her from the disgusting biomonster hoarde was so beautiful. The chemistry between these characters is perfect.
Carlos was really cool until his horrible betrayal. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detest all forms of insect and kill them on sight with my katana i bought online a few years back, so this might have contributed to the betrayal i felt.
the Colonel's sweaty and hot duel with Jack got me just as hot and sweaty as the characters themselves! Why cant these two quarreling lovers realize that they are destined to be together?? I personally ship these two characters so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.
Jacks intense and dedicated personality, and the arc he goes through right after releasing the poisonous gas are simply perfect in every way. His deep and manly personality help with his chemistry with the Colonel, and its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.
the graphics-
The blood in this game is just as lifelike as the blood i find in the basement after my dad's sessions with my mom, and thats impressive because i hear her screaming from the neighbors house during those. The way that the disgusting biomonsters are displayed adds to the tension of the story and creates a sense of dread that contributes to the atmosphere. also the Colonel is really hot and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and if i could i would reach through the screen, steal him from Jacks loving arms, and breed him into submission.
the story-
the constant twists and turns keep you on the edge of your seat. Jack's epic battle to protect Mondy was tense, and his Fated duel with his lover, the Colonel was a truly epic climax. My dad says he wants to climax in me, but im sure it wouldnt be as cool as the climax of Fear Protocol: Shadow Paradigm, so im not that interested, really. The scene where Carlos turns into a bug was full of dread and left the player feeling intense euphoria when he dies, but that might be due to m hatred of bugs.
conclusion-
Fear protocol: Shadow Paradigm is a beautiful masterpiece, whose beauty is further amplified by its modest price. This game is easily worth more than most triple A games on the market these days, and honestly, if i was told that to play this game again, i would have to play $100, i would do it in a heartbeat. I love this game with a burning passion and i heavily recommend it to you, your family, and especially your mom (tell her i said hi, and that i am very horny)
Does anyone know the card location for the shiteyanyo?
they're the weird miku leg things
this game is SO good and SO underrated, i mean, when i searched "Joqua La Boques" in google, literally the ONLY result related to the game was the OST named "Sesso Di Notte con Joqua la Boques" so....
Joqua la Boques IS THE DAMN BEST CHARACTER IN UNDERTALE 2
this guy gets it
haha, i think i do
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Bro, i literally didn't said a word about you. 💀💀
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yes you did. I wouldnt say anything if i were you.
The joke of that copypasta went over your head.
(P.S. don’t argue with the other one replying to you, he is a child who no one likes)
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do you know how i feel?
ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE 2 WORTHLESS IDIOTS, DIOSHIBA AND CHICKEN TEAM.
Its been awhile since I’ve seen this copypasta. Quality meme.
AND YOU CAN EDIT IT THANK YOU IM MAKING OVER_TALE
now imagen over tale
Who needs Deltarune when you can play this hidden gem
AWESOME GAME!!!!! I LVOE IT 10/10!!!! REALLY I JMM LOVE IT SOM MUCH!!!!
played through game, got 6/13 in ~8 hours and loved it, funny, sometimes frustrating but fun, gimmiko also looks fun so im looking forward it :D
why is it unironically good in every way
ngl this game is good
beautiful and utterly poggers
also can someone tell me how to find the discord i cant find it
nice
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nah, this is humerus and not punny at all. the real undertale 2 is pun-tastic cuz i aint alfredo you right/
GET QUADROPLE PUN'D!
the sequel we didn't ask for, but the one we needed
glorious undertale 2 best game
When I attempt to run the game it just shows a black window labled UNDERTALE II then closes.
can the next update add a raid boss/boss rush? bcz i really fkn love this game.
We did it boys. We saved Undertale 2.
L void (cmon kid lets go save undertale.. 2!!)
How do I save?
did you unzip the game?
Yes, but i tried to re unpack in a different folder and now it works thx for help
Great, now do OMORI 2 (or you can't do that)
now with 2000% more dogs to kill
wait, wasn't it cats?
whatever. the point is there's even more animal cruelty and fratricide
What about more pushing your sister down the stairs for pizza
do you know dani?
yes
oh you dont know what Karlson is?
OH U DONT KNOW KARLSON ITS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING SO GO WISHLIST ON STEAM NOW BANGGERS ITS ON THE NUMBER 17 PLACE SO GET THAT TO NUMBER 1 BANGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is not Dani bro
This is the game of sequels
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A ESRB
Can som1 make a game that is literally just the fishing minigame I would legit pay money for more of that
Support my future games and you'll see one come out eventually :)
This game is so cool! :0
in the puzzle i typed in the numbers and it didnt work
i mean it doesnt type the numbers in the puzzle
then you did it wrong
UNDERTALE 2 is a great game . UNDERTALE 2 is a very recommend to all who loving good game and RPG. UNDERTALE 2 is the choice for undertale fans